Can I Divorce the Family Tree !!!

You see when I married Amy, I had a choice and might I say a very good choice at that. However, when it comes to the rest of my family in which I had no choice, I am filing papers for a divorce. In case you might be asking why, well let me tell you a little bit. Along with the reading, I have encoded lessons that might help the family resolve our differences and not go through with the divorce.

Problem # 1 Let's go back to Mark and skating. Lesson #1 - When you have it, you have it, when you don't, Kill your ego trying to get it. The boy just has no cordination when it comes to skating. I mean even Kris Lovorn can outskate Mark which is actually saying a lot (sorry Kris). About 2 weeks ago, there was another skating party. Unfortunetly, I got there late only to find that Mark actually made it around the rink without falling. However, by the time I arrived Mark had removed his skates due to the fact he about broke his neck falling. Garrett tried to explain to me about Mark skating, but all he could do is belly laugh and could not get all the information out.

Problem # 2 Melissa, Melissa, Melissa. I think it is a classic case of like brother, like sister. Yep, as soon as I arrived to the skating rink I heard all about Melissa trying to race on skates. Lesson # 2 - If you have a hard time standing on two feet, it is probably not a good idea to try and race on skates. Needless to say, according to my understanding the spot light was all on Melissa as she tumbled, rolled, and scooted accross the floor after falling around a corner during a race. Even though I missed it, I would have to say thank you Jesus for saving me from that. By the time I got there, Melissa had rebuilt her ego and was out on the floor. Lesson # 3 - If you can't dance without skates, please don't attempt it with skates. See Melissa decided that she could jam skate a little and I am not sure how she dances without skates, but if it anything like she dances with skates I would stay clear of the dance floor. All I can say is hilarious. Not to mention everytime she thought she just might have it, she fell and I am talking wipe-out to the point a guy come up to me and said that she has not grace about her, esp. when she falls. Melissa the ungraceful one !!! Lesson # 4 - Amy proved Wrong Amy had a theory that if you have big balloons up top and you fell they should bounce you right back to your feet. Well has Melissa proved once again, that this was a false theory. All it does is cause gravity to grab a hold a little tighter. When Melissa fell, I think a little bit about the titanic; meaning that when she fell, she would take down anyone close to her.

Problem # 3 Marshel, Marshel, Marshel. I just don't understand sometimes. Lesson # 5 - With the digital world, you should always know that there will be a camera following your every move. Needless to say, there was a video that was floating around about my brother (or soon to be ex-brother) dancing with a man or something like that. I can understand Melissa and Mark as part of their family tree goes back to being Polish and you can see where all those Polock jokes come from, but there is no excuse for this. The sad thing about it, I think this song was written directly for Marshel. By the way, I have an extended version of him actually dancing with the man, but I can't post it for some reason. I will fix the issue and post it later.....

Time Flies !!

Well, I really did not mean to take this long between post, but I have been really busy with the house stuff. While nothing has been done physically with the house, we have accomplished a ton. We now have full approvals from the State of TN,Fayette County, and homeowners association. Nothing in this process has been really easy. Not to mention nothing goes fast and everyone needs 7 - 10 days to approve something. The largest fight on our hands was with the State of Tennessee and the septic tank. These people are just crazy, but I digress and we have the approval and everything is fine and dandy right now.

The next step is for the weather to act right long enough to get a bulldozer on the lot. Once we get the foundation poured and the roof on it, we should be in good shape. February and dry weather doesn't not happen very often. I will keep you updated on the progress from time to time.

I also want to note that you will probably want to check back next week because Abby is having her birthday party at the skating rink and guess what !! Mark will be there. Marshel is going to bring the camcorder and record, so we can make that $10,000 on funniest people or it is funniest pets (haha).....

Look forward to skating this weekend. I am sure it will be a blast as always.